I have a friend, Rita she is great, but she is kind of a feminist in her nature. If you see a woman driving a dump truck for instance (not a common everyday sort of occurrence) and you make casual mention of it, my friend, will launch into this song and dance routine she has … “Anything YOU can do, WE can do better … naner, naner, naner” and so on.
Sometimes spending quality time with an extroverted feminist is not an easy thing to do.
Which brings me to Victoria Cowie who will almost always be the smartest person in the room, She is an 11 year old from England, who they say was extraordinarily bright from an early age, starting out by reading elementary school books as a toddler. Recently she shocked everyone when she scored 162 on an IQ test.
This number surpasses such notables such as Albert Einstein, Bill Gates, and Stephen Hawking.
Incidentally, I took a IQ test once, confident I was a lot smarter than I actually was, I quickly found out I wasn’t the sharpest knife in the drawer. Freely I admit, this set me back a little bit, but I eventually got over it. (No, I will not give you the number)
Back to Victoria I digress.
She said that it was quite daunting to be compared to great minds, but it feels good also to be thought of as that clever. She says that she really enjoys science and doing experiments, loves acting and dancing and playing musical instruments. She does theater workshops and loads of sports, really likes swimming. She aspires to be a vet when she gets older because of her love of animals and she readily admits that she is not afraid of blood.
All that and she is only 11 years old. When I was 11 it was a major undertaking by BOTH of my parents just to get me to clean up my room.
What else do I have for all of you this morning? Oh yeah, I liked this one. Another winner gone bad. Bad week for former Survivor winner Richard Hatch who turned himself in to federal marshals this week to begin serving a 9 month prison sentence for failing to pay taxes on the $1 million he won on the reality show.
Hatch, has already spent three years behind bars for tax evasion, and is said to currently owe the IRS some $2 million in back taxes. Now that would be kind of bad, go to prison as an avowed homosexual and have a name like Dick Hatch.
That is kind of scary.
Right where they want you. You ever wonder why U.S. Corporations are not hiring? Actually, many of them are. They’re just not hiring Americans. In the two years after the Wall Street meltdown triggered the Great Recession, large American corporations slashed payrolls by a net 500,000. At the same time, they hired 729,000 workers overseas. As globalization transforms the world economy, in fact, many U.S. companies are shifting the balance of their workforces overseas.
Ford for example reported in 1992 that 53% of its employees worked in the U.S. and Canada. By 2009, it North American workforce made up only 37% after expanding to Mexico. There is no such thing as job security in this country now. We keep buying their cheap crap made oversea’s and they keep taking our jobs. The old shooting yourself in the foot strategy is now being applied. Things are no longer peachy and keen in the Heartland.
On top of all this, when you are replaced, the American company brings in the new foreign new-hires and expects YOU to train them (your replacements) and if you do not, they withhold your severance payments. Is this a great country or what? Now tell me again, how it is, that you believe Unions are no longer viable in this country.
Here is why it works.
Moving the jobs oversea’s not only saves on labor costs, which are noticibly down, but it also allows American companies to skirt envioromental issues, safety and health concerns. When Pablo cracks open a old car battery he dumps it straight on the ground, he doesn’t wear a mask, and gloves are an option, if he can afford them. Same with the poor sap in Indonesia or Jakarta. They take it in the shorts, and Wall Street gets richer, meanwhile the rest of you are stuck at home delivering pizza to each other.
(Guess who used to write a Union paper before he did this?)
Who let the dogs out? Charlie Sheen doesn’t have the market covered when it comes to weird or funny. An Oregon woman called 911 to report an intruder hiding in her bathroom, just as the intruder was calling 911 to report his concerns that the homeowner might be armed. On 911 tapes released by police the intruder admits breaking into the home and tells the dispatcher the owner behind the bathroom door might have a gun.
He is also heard to say that the owner told him she had two German shepherds. Later, the homeowner can be heard warning the intruder that she’s about to call the police, to which the intruder yells back, “I’ve already called them. They’re on the phone right now!”
Now that is funny … I don’t care where you live. Often real life is better than the sitcom. See you on Friday, hang in there, you almost have it made.