Monday morning, I have those get up, wake up, eat your eggs and oatmeal, rush to work blues!
It may be that I have completely lost my mind, but I added a new feature to the website this weekend. You can now “rate the post” if you wish to do so (and as always, leave a comment if you so desire).
This may or may not be a good thing, I am not all that sure, only time will tell. Please try and be kind … and by the way there is no this “Really Sucks” button … Sorry.
Just this week someone commented, “I like your posts, they are informative and humorous.” Did you know that the U.S. Declaration of Independence has a total of 1,337 words? Words that launched a nation. The Bible, the Word of God, has about 773,000 words, so I am told. And the U.S. Tax Code has approximately 7,000,000 and it is still growing. Now that is incredible to me.
Okay, quick quiz.
What was the name of John Wayne’s horse? Anyone, anyone …. “Duke.”
We all knew Trigger, Roy’s trusty steed, what about Dale’s horse …. Anyone, anyone? …. “Butter Milk.” Don’t forget Pat, the jeep? C’mon now … “Nelly Belle.” Gotta go, Sky King and Penny are coming on and I haven’t had my cholesterol lowering cereal this morning.
Best remember these little ditties; you never know when you might be called upon to come up with something witty and interesting on the Cocktail Circuit. You remember that old saying? “A mind is a terrible thing, and it must be stopped before it kills someone!” … “Have you seen the new bear cub’s at the zoo?”…. And my favorite, without a doubt …. “A watched pot never boils. But it does get paranoid.”
So, what has been happening? Earlier in the week while we were on the road, I got this email from a person and it said, “This sounds like the kind of joke you would tell.” The email went on to explain the joke to me, which I will spare all of you the misery and will NOT pass it on. The thing that bugs me about the situation, this was an off-color joke, and I don’t tell off color jokes.
I guess what is buggin’ me is this ….What type of image is it that I project to folks that would make them think I enjoy garbage like that? Well, having said that, I will move on. It is not often easy being me. But I cannot be anyone else, you see, “everyone else has been taken, I have to be me.”
Don’t you just hate clicking on an email, and when it opens up you see something like this. “Dear Mr. Smith, my name is Franklin J. Fenstamacher, I am an Agent with the U.S. Copyright Infringement Division here in Washington D.C. It has come to our attention that … Now those types of email I read them all the way to the end. Man! I hate emails like those; don’t you guys hate emails like that?
You guys get them too, right.
Last week was a pretty good week, all in all. Most of it was pleasant and positive in nature, and that always helps. Did get some pretty negative stuff over a couple days about mid-week, but it wasn’t anything that could not be handled. Especially if you are a kind, generous, and the wonderfully sensitive guy like I is … A few detractors, I call them “non-fans” but that is no big deal either. If you chum the waters, you have to expect to find some sharks showing up from time to time.
Just another week, some of it good and some of it, not so good.
On the downside (there is always a downside), I hate receiving negative emails, they drive me up the proverbial wall. Two in particular really have been weighing heavily on my mind. They addressed the loss of a long time friend, and another was a spouse, these are the types of emails I just cannot bear to read. Personally I don’t see how some of those folks that are putting a “Memorial Site” together do it. I am not geared for something like that.
Interesting week … Like they say … Life is not measured by the numbers of breath we take … but rather … By the moments that take our breath away. I guess it would all be rather boring, slow and mundane, if everything went the way WE wanted it to.
It would be nice to receive something uplifting and positive in nature every now and then, something like: No two snowflakes are exactly alike. All snowflakes start out the same: as a hexagonal crystal formed on a single particle of dust.
As it falls through a cloud, the flake begins to change shape dramatically from the cold and moisture inside the cloud, building on itself in a complex pattern. The only way you could have two identical snowflakes would be if they followed the exact same pattern as they fell through the sky … which they don’t. It is the same with people.
No two people are exactly the same. You are totally unique and different from all those folks who surround you each day. What makes you special is: “When I am around you, I feel more intellectually challenged. Thank you for that. When I am around you I come alive, feel inspired, and have fun. You have that uncanny characteristic that just naturally seems to bring about the best in people; those who you come in contact with definitely are rewarded by your presence. Thanks for having such a great impact on me.”
Next time you get a “downer email” send something positive and uplifting back …. Something simple and to the point … Just tell ‘em …. “Thank You for being so dog-gone special” ….. Yeah that would be okay, that would be just fine.
Life …. What happens when you are not looking.