Going to get hot today, might be time to find a shady spot and get in it. Oklahoma is that way in the summertime, hot and muggy. El Ex-Presendente Mr. Bush came and gave his speech in the Oklahoma Panhandle this weekend, he is currently stumping all the Dairy Queens and 7-11 stores across the nation, watch your local paper for another appearance by him soon.
I suppose he said something brilliant like: “I’ve reminded the prime minister … the American people, Mr. Prime Minister …. Over the past months, that it was not always a given that the United States and America would have a close relationship.”
Spoken like a true national spokesperson if I ever heard one.
Grandbabies have packed up and headed south, they live in Houston, Texas. It is always interesting when they are here, listening to them talk, what they say, the questions they ask. All part of the growing up process. I am so happy that they do not live in Florida.
Florida prison officials are apologizing for using 50,000 volt stun guns on children on Take Your Sons and Daughters to Work Day. State corrections officers report that 43 children were stunned at three separate prisons, most with their parent permission. Never the less, I cannot imagine what these people were thinking to administer this device to children.
The thing that got to me was the article said, “most” of them with parental permission, does this mean that “some” didn’t want it, but got it anyway?
Pretty sick, no matter how you color it.
New word for the day boys N girls, are you ready? HETEROPATERNAL SUPERFECUNDATION. Now that is a mouth full. This is a totally new word that was put into the dictionaries here lately in Texas after a woman gave birth to two twins that had DIFFERENT DNA and she admitted to have been sleeping with two men when they were conceived.
Learn something new every day ……
A small Spokane, Washington, distillery developed a small army of volunteers to bottle and package its vodka and gin for NO pay, as long as they get free shots of the products and the end of their shift. It has grown quickly by word-of-mouth (the best advertising in the world) and has become very popular. I worked for an outfit for over twenty-four years, and all they ever gave me was a paycheck and a hard time.
The current debacle over the Michael Jackson death continues, all the tabloids have jumped on it, and every stupid commentator in America has an opinion on what actually or really went down. I just cannot fathom America’s obsession with celebrities and the fact that they almost canonize a drug addict and do their best to elevate him to sainthood.
Meanwhile, down in Texas (again), a couple reported finding a Cheetos cheese snack that bears a strange resemblance to Jesus. They are currently trying to sell it on Ebay and claim that “if it only brings .25 cents, we’re going to eat it.” Now if that don’t bring a tear to your eye, nothing will.
I see where Congress has passed legislation on the credit card companies and they cannot raise interest rates unless you are 60 days in arrears, and have to put the rate back down, if you make your payments for six months on time. No more penalties on borrowers who exceed their limits on their cards. And they have to give your children back to you when you pay up.
Of course the credit card people countered with “they would be FORCED to issue fewer cards, and credit would be harder to come by, and the economy would suffer because of this.” Which in essence means, no more mail solicited cards to dogs and cats, 4 year old children and whatever.
It is awfully hard for me to feel sorry for these bozo’s, who charge 37% on their money, but pay you less than 1% on YOUR MONEY in savings accounts in their institutions.
Here you go …. It must be true, I mean, I read it in the tabloids.
I am standing at the checkout counter at the local China-Mart and there it is. An ingenious North Carolina teenager allegedly brandished a banana rather than a gun while holding up a store then he tried to eat the evidence. The 17 year-old tried to rob an Internet Café with the fruit held beneath his shirt, but the staff overcame him, said the police. He did manage to eat the banana, but failed to eat the peel, which the police duly photographed and took into evidence.
It has to be Monday … It just has to be.