You Don’t Smell Like Flowers (audio)

You Don’t Smell Like Flowers

(Parody of You Don’t Bring Me Flowers by Barbara Streisand and Neil Diamond)

You don’t take a shower
You don’t put the seat down
You hardly cook for me anymore
When I come home from the bar
Where I spend half the day
And I remember when
Your manners didn’t bug me
You used to aim when you’d pee
Now after frank-n-beans late at night…
Well, I can’t hold it in
So I just let if fly
And it stinks like a meadow
Full of steaming cow pies
You could say excuse me
You could turn the fan on
You don’t smell like flowers anymore