The chit-chat at the local beanery (café) seems to be centered on this recently played football game, the Super Bowl. Most of the armchair quarterbacks are rehashing it over and over, trying to figure out who made the play, who made the mistakes.
Suffering in only a way that they can comprehend, the end results of a game played mostly by strangers. Why people do this baffles me, adults who they have somehow hinged their respective lives to the outcome of a game played by strangers.
Why people insist on placing their happiness and joy in life, on the outcome of a game of football and grid-iron combat astounds me. I’ll bet if you were to go to Dr. Phil.com they have some kind of button you could push, in order to relieve yourself of this unwarranted anxiety and stress.
If you are currently suffering from Super Bowl withdrawal symptoms, press this button, and Dr. Harvey P. Schmuck will give you five quick solutions to finding yourself a life.
Krispy Kreme Donuts found itself in the middle of political controversy recently, after anti-abortion groups objected to an Inauguration Day promotion feature a free doughnut. In its promotion, Krispy Kreme offered customers a free doughnut on Jan. 20th as a way of “honoring Americans’ sense of pride and freedom of choice.” Unfortunately, those were fighting words to the anti-abortion American Life League.
Now we are making donuts a social and political issue? If we are … Then I have it all wrong.
Krispy Kreme (Parody of Billie Jean by Michael Jackson) Heard about it on my TV Was Krispy Kreme I stand in line But what do I need More calories Make my ass and my gut Big and round I didn’t want To make my ass and my gut big and round For forty days and forty nights I was in that line I understand That they are in demand Across the land Krispy Kremes Made my ass big and round People always told me Be careful what you chew Don’t go around eating all that junk But I don’t know what to do Cuz I love that sticky goo My mother fed me some And now I’m a super chunk hey Krispy Kreme Is like my lover She’s just so good She’s just so tasty and fun I need to get me some I can’t stop till they’re done I need to get me some Krispy Kreme Is like my lover Krispy Kreme Is like my lover Krispy Kreme Is like my lover Oh Krispy Kreme You’re like my wet dream Krispy Kreme Is like my lover Krispy Kreme Is like my lover Your cherry fillin’
Hump Day! Middle of the week, for a five day a week wage slave in Oklahoma, hang in there, you almost have it made!