A week after two America West pilots were fired for showing up drunk, a passenger was thrown off an America West pane in San Francisco when she jokingly asked flight attendants if they had “checked the flight crew for sobriety.” The airline said the woman’s’ remarks constituted a potential security problem. The president of the Air Travelers Association called it an abuse of authority, saying, “they ought to put up a big sign with an “H” with a slash through it. “No Humor Zone.” Because there is no joking allowed.
More related airline fodder
A Federal Task Force that wrestled nearly a year on ways to help passengers delayed for hours on planes parked on tarmacs around the country finalized its recommendations and here is the part you will like, “NONE OF THEM WILL REQUIRE AIRLINES AND AIRPORTS TO DO ANYTHING.” You waited a year for that? Working in the U.S. Government is kind of like forming a committee. Let’s all get together and pool our ignorance.
Do you want a peeper with that?
Here is a picture that Sonic Drive-In surely wishes they were not a part of. A manger of an Okie city Sonic was arrested for allegedly videotaping female employees in the restroom. An employee found the camera when it fell on her head (dog gone cheap duct tape!) I would say this is a very unfortunate incident for Sonic. Take heart dear reader, there are no public restrooms at Sonic.
Selling it off to fill up the tank
Americans are increasingly turning to pawnshops in order to generate cash for necessities. They are digging deep to save some money, selling off valuables and traveling less. As the recession looms and seems to be inevitable American spending habits seem to be changing. After years of free spending and a credit card frenzy they seem to be cutting back on all fronts. My credit is so good, “I cannot afford any more of it.”
Must be a terrible driver
My site has protected me from 14 auto insurance spam(s) this day, I must be a gambling bad driver from Oklahoma, that is all that is in my site these days, auto insurance and “learn how to gamble.” Hey I already know how to gamble, I am a tax-paying consumer living in Oklahoma.
Too many guys getting knocked up in America … this has to stop!
Barbara Walters said on The View this week that Thomas Beatie, aka, The Pregnant Man, is pregnant again. Walters’ special with Beatie is set to air on 20-20. Does Barbara Walters have one ounce of verfiable credibility left? Why are her and Oprah touting this as some kind of scientific breakthrough, it is pure BS. Proof again that television is nothing but a vast wasteland. When your Mommy is your Daddy how does that one go over at the bicycle rack at 3PM? What a way to cripple a kid for life, promiscuous men and the problems they present … Tonight on Channel #5 … Check your local listings.
And I thought Baracks House was bad.
Danbury Conn.- Police reported a melee early Saturday morning after a dispute over a karaoke song. Jefferson Gomez, 31, got angry because he thought the disc jockey at a restaurant skipped the song he wanted to sing, according to police. A fight broke out and the DJ was hit over the head with a beer bottle. Gomez and two of his friends were arrested.
Take a stab at this one … Eight years ago
A brilliant politician who was asking for your vote to become President said this: “We can have a next-stage prosperity where you don’t have to build your lives around a fuel source that is distant, uncertain and easily manipulated. We will demand and develop new technologies to free ourselves from gas-tank price-gouging, and we will sell those technologies to the world. We’ll build a new generation of fuel efficient vehicles – and then make it easy for families to afford them.”