Buy A Truck (audio)

Rock ‘n Rollin’ sure is lots of fun
I’m makin’ millions when my songs go number one
But auto dealers can barely get along
Business sucks

If you’ve got eighteen or twenty grand to spare
Well, tighten up those lug nuts and fill your tires with air
Get tinted windows and mud-flaps in the rear
To drive through muck

The dealers ready so drive one home tonight
You’ll love your purchase and how it hugs the corners tight
We fixed the problem so the gas tanks won’t ignite
Buy a truck

Buy a truck
Keep this country great
Buy a truck
Get a big rebate
Buy a truck
You’ll probably get laid
If you buy a truck

Buy a truck
A 4-wheel drive S-10
Buy a truck
Prove that you’re a man
They don’t make ‘em in Japan
Buy a truck

Please buy a truck
Please buy a truck

Thanks to KZOK FM 102.6