Bad news for Rosie, Jessica Simpson states today (for anyone that cares?) that she is a country girl at heart, and that she likes boys. “I don’t care what tabloid you read, but I just want you to know that I’m just a girl from Texas, I am just like you, I’m doing what it is I love and dating a boy.” Thank’s so very much for straightening me out on that Jess, I was really worried there for a bit. I am still a little bit concerned about this kid on American Idol, Ryan Seacrest.
Man, do I love Alabama or what?
Two brothers were arrested in connection with fishing boat thefts along Mobile Bay. They were stripping the boats and selling their motors to local part stores. All together they got about a dozen boat motors before police arrested them. Wonder what a thirty five horse Evenrude is going for these days?
This one is a hoot. A charter boat passenger who fell overboard was saved by the Harbor Police, only to struggle against his rescuers until they shot and killed him aboard the boat. The man fought with two officers and struck one of them with an officer’s stun gun and tried to take the other officers handgun. The man was shot once in the torso and died. Talk about biting the hand that is feeding you?
Good Cop – Here is your Donut.
McHenry County police in Illinois are going to have a Do-nut run and they’re inviting Bikers to join in. All proceeds are going to charity. The motorcycle tour finishes with food, entertainment, and of course, a donut eating contest. My money is on the cops!
Thatta boy Gov. What a guy … What a guy.
State Democrats in Nevada filed a complaint against their Governor Gibbons. They are alleging that he abused his power to get a property tax break for land he owns. State records show that the land was previously valued at $5,000 and the governor (A Republican by the way) had the land re-evaluated and zoned agricultural, the tax burden is now considerably reduced ….. Would you believe $15?
No! I DON’T HAVE A QUARTER!
Undercover cops in Atlanta, Georgia are now wearing concealed cameras to capture any threatening behavior from panhandlers. A visitor survey indicated that there might be a panhandler problem, so they are on top of the issue. Perhaps we should get them in contact with our progressive, highly foresighted city fathers here in Oklahoma City. They didn’t pass an ordinance against panhandling, they required the panhandlers to purchase a $25 permit in order to operate.
So in essence, even tho’ you are on the down and out, starving, it will still be necessary to pay the city in order to beg. This is how we are going to pay for our New Un-Named Basketball Team we looted from the folks in Seattle recently.
Not only building castles in the sky, he is now living in them.
Obammer was recently in Afghanistan giving speeches on what he is going to be doing about terrorism in the future. I don’t know where he is today, at this moment, wait? I think I hear a helicopter … Said he wanted to get an early start on the program and meet, face-to-face with the folks he will be working with. Now let’s see, he tells us that we are going to pull out the troops in the middle east, but he is telling them, we are going to take an aggressive stand on the terrorist problem?
Here is another one to beam up Scotty …… Energize.
As he began his trip designed to bolster his foreign policy credentials, the presumptive Democratic nominee spoke in Afghanistan on Sunday as if his election … and his Re-Election …. Were foregone conclusions. “It’s important for me to start listening to them now, getting a sense of what their interests and concerns are. This trip gives me a head-start on that process.”
Here is a novel idea. How about listening to AMERICAN’S and let the FOREIGNERS take care of their OWN problems, and what the hey? Maybe going thru the process and getting ELECTED first, what do you think about that?
OBRAGRA: “If your indignation and disgust lasts for longer than four hours, consult an elected official as soon as you can.”
I swear, if I saw a snake and a politician crawlin’ in the front yard, I would have to shoot the politician.