There is an old expression in this country, ‘It cannot get any worse.” But that is not exactly true, it can always get worse. I was in Las Vegas and having an incredible run of “bad luck” and I muttered to myself, “It cannot get any worse.” Then I walked across the street to Caesars’’ Palace, and worse followed me right over there.
Just when you thought it was over and it could not get any worse, it does. How much do you weigh? I ran across a Airlines article this morning and it informs me that the airlines are now going to treat you like common freight. They are not only going to weigh your bags, but YOU are going to get weighed too. This should be interesting, your ticket to Cleveland will cost $800 and some change, Richard Simmons will fly for free.
Check it out.
Because of my weight issues, I am no longer able to fly. You see, every time I yawn those little air delivery masks automatically drop down out the cabin ceiling for all the other passengers. It is no wonder the lines are so long, for a flight these days, look at where 14 of the worlds’ 20 busiest airports are located, in the United States.
Personally I stopped flyin’ years ago, they’re rude, they’re demanding, hateful and mean, and that is just the guy that checks your luggage at the curb, the rest of them are …. I am sorry …… Much worse.
A woman scorned. I see this week that a girl in Trenton, N.J., a teenager set fire to the home of a boy who didn’t ask her to the senior prom. Now that is taking it kind of personal wouldn’t you say? The home burned to the ground, with the boy’s family escaping by climbing out of the windows.
Last week I am swinging by the 7-11 to make my weekly contribution to the “oil executives retirement fund” and I see this young thing, standing there, all decked out in her prom dress pumping gas into her old hoopie. And I thought to myself, gee look, I see the gas fairy!
And yes, it just got worse after that.
GM continues to hemorrhage and announces the closing of three truck plants in North America and one in Mexico. At the same time, they have announced the possible demise of the Hummer. You remember the Hummer don’tcha, The Governator In Caliy-forn-yuh drives one. A major testosterone rush of steel and chrome at about 5 mpg. We are talking Major League Interstate Boulevard Slurpy here … The American Dream. They have the aerodynamics of a brick and are not selling well at this time.
Ford is going to build their most popular vehicle in Mexico, instead of using a U.S. Plant to do the work. The company announced more numbers that were in the dumper this week, and said that even after closing 11 plants since 2005, they still cannot cut a profit. And that deeper cuts will now be needed, I suppose all the way to the bone this time.
God Bless Alabama!
The politicians in that state this week announced that they have hurriedly put together a measure that will allow the citizens of that state to KEEP ALL OF THEIR ECONOMIC STIMULUS CHECKS. Up and until now, they were planning on taking taxes out of the stipend. Isn’t anything sacred in this country anymore? This will save the taxpayers $30/$60 depending on the size of the check.
Times are tight, Warren Buffet says that we are in a “recession” and it is going to be long and hard. Bush & Company are currently doing damage control on the new book that came out that categorically says “he was out to lunch on most of this” and it is a nice house, but nobody’s home. I sure hope my stimulus check doesn’t bounce.
Most American’s are really starting to feel the pressure from poor monetary decisions on both sides of the coin. I used to worry abut paying my bills until I read about Chapter 11. You don’t have to pay anyone off, and you don’t go to jail. Then there is Chapter 12 … That is where you load up and run like hell! Things have gotten so bad, that we are desperately trying to just “get back to zero.” A point where we have absolutely nothing … So that when I do die, I can look my kids in the eye and say …. See this? None of this is yours!
Local Malcontent has a good post on it, go over there and check it out. People are starting to rummage thru the old change drawer, under the couch cushions for coinage. Strange things happen when you find yourself mired deeply in debt. Two weeks ago, my car broke down, and my telephone got disconnected and I was one electric bill away from being Amish. Just remember, no matter how bad it gets, you are always going to be rich at the Dollar Store.
Tioga, North Dakota having discovered a significant oil field that the major oil companies cannot deny has declared a trademarked “Oil Capital of North Dakota” name for their town. Elk Point, South Dakota has a Texas company on line to build the first oil refinery in the U.S. in more than thirty years (which I don’t believe is exactly true, I understand Arizona permitted a refinery last year).
It is supposed to cost in the neighborhood of $10 billion to construct. Which is ironically about the same amount of money that American Oil Companies and refiners cheat the Government out of each year on taxes owed.
Meanwhile, back in Houston, orders for new bumper stickers are up.
They read, “Lord give us another Oil Boom … We promise we won’t blow it this time.”
Get your order in early, most major credit cards accepted.