WE HAVE CONCLUDED THAT POLAR BEARS REALLY ARE NOT SERIOUSLY THREATENED BY GLOBAL WARMING
I HAVE TURNED THIS SERIOUS MATTER OVER TO THE VICE PRESIDENT.
June 5, 2008
May 16, 2008
The Republican Blame Game
The Shooter (Dick Cheney) was in town recently, it appears that he was also in Tulsa. Big doin’s on the biscuit & gravy circuit here lately, we have to get our man up on the hill, gimme your money. He, much like his loopy counter-part are blaming everyone for this mess, except those in charge. Funny when it comes time to face the music, everyone seems to out of town (Washington DC).
The Veep says that the Democrats are responsible for the current round of motor-fuel induced suffering in Gasoline Alley. Bush was on record recently saying the very same thing, I didn’t do it, it was the Congress. Now as the fragile fabric of the nation’s underbelly unravels we are getting specific, “it was the Democrats.”
Those dirty-egg sucking dawgs!
So all you consumers of “earl,” the black elixir of the moneyed kings of the world, the power brokers of black gold, can sit back and relax, they have the culprits in their gun sights. They are going to pounce on them like a mad pit bull at a mailman’s convention.
Cover me Dubya, I am reloading.
We have isolated the problem according to our illustrious NRA Vice Pres. It is all those Eskimo’s sitting on reserves up north, and these Democrats at home. He also had the audacity to say that: “When the history is written, it will be said this is a safer country and more hopeful world because George W. Bush was president.” I suppose it will, if it written by Biggy Rat & Itchy Brother, check Borders.com in the near future for a hard copy or CD.
He also said before leaving T-Town, the economy was hitting a “rough patch” and that “some in Washington view as an excuse to expand the size and scope of government.” This from a member of an administration that is currently building bridges and roads, in a country that doesn’t have automobiles.
Rough patch? How about monumental-humongous-Pothole … When is someone going to come to the microphone that has something to say besides lies.
All this contrived shortage is about avarice, greed and personal agendas.
THE RECORD SPEAKS DIFFERENTLY.
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