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October 28, 2010

Greed To Go

Another full moon, I hate it when I get this way.  Oh well… Another not so quite lucid post from my world or what is left of it.

Remember that old line:  “It was the best of times … It was the worst of times.”  Think I saw it on a episode or Cheer’s a long, long time ago.

Now let’s to put it into perspective.

Look at the major oil companies for instance, now that times are good, they want to make them REALLY GOOD and want to put some kind of new crap (Okie Scientific Term) in your gasoline, up to 15% of it per gallon.  It will of course destroy older model cars but will run just fine in the newer models.

So the failing automakers get a boost, all the older cars have to leave the road, and the oil companies insure that their supplies of oil are extended well into the next century.

In good times, it’s natural that we pay less attention to our individual expenses. But today, regardless of our current situation, we all need to save as much money as possible.  And when it comes to saving money, the experts agree one of the best places to start is with your grocery bill.  Now that the recession is officially over it might be a good time to consider going back to Twinkies or Ding Dongs?

Thanks to all of the pompous gas bags in our nation’s capitol and the high octane boys digging in the tar sands around the world, we are stuck again.  The majority of us will be of course, sitting at home watching old re-runs of Laverne & Shirley, munching away.  Desperate victims of Anal Glaucoma, the disease brought to you by American Oil, a national affliction of which there is no known cure, a disease where you simply cannot see your ass going anywhere.

So here is the take away.

When Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) gave her inaugural address as speaker of the House in 2007, she vowed there would be “no new deficit spending.” Since that day, the national debt has increased by $5 trillion, according to the U.S. Treasury Department.

Must be nice, working for the government or the oil companies (if you do not currently live in a gulf state that is).  When you need ready cash, you just print it up or go get it.

Man-Man, here it comes again.  It never seems to end.  All of a sudden the tree house in Belize is looking better and better each day.  Now having done my public service for the day and increased my total word count for the month, I am going to slink into the kitchen for another cup of coffee.  One of the few luxuries in life I can at least afford, it is still hovering around eight dollars a bag.

Now if I just had enough money for a donut to go with it.

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June 20, 2008

Farewell Tour

Nuts! There it is again. That naggin’ thought to get out an exercise. I hate it when that happens. A few years back I tried it and it was no fun at all. I basically felt like my body had gotten totally out of shape. So I got my doctor’s permission to join a fitness club and start exercising on a daily basis. I decided to take a aerobics class for seniors.

I bent, I twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and I perspired for the better part of thirty minutes … But by the time I got my sweat pants on … the class was over.

Bush has returned from visiting with the Queen Mummy and discussing how he will be viewed by history and flyin’ all over the world (in the end it doesn’t really matter, how is this going to affect the price of groceries … The price of rice in China).  I suppose even the Queen Mummy can learn something from our President.

He can teach her about Jihads, killing economies, homeland security in a nation who has lost most of their “homelands.” (homes) How to stretch the truth, country fences which oughta be horse high, pig tight and bull strong. Mostly importantly, how to stretch your oil lobby dollar and make it last.

Now let’s see, aviation fuel is $5.21 per gallon, Air Force One holds 47,200 gallons, $245,912.00 to fill it up. Now it burns how many gallons per hour … Talk about wasting fuel.  The media is calling it “The Farewell Tour” or something like that.

Couldn’t come too soon.  You get the picture, don’tcha?

Three guys in Spokane, Washington, evidently having a little too much of the grape, decided in their inebriated state to streak Denny’s Restaurant. Having decided to have a little fun by running thru the local Denny’s at dawn, they all stripped down to their birthday suits, wearing just their shoes and hats.

While this evidently was a bad plan from the very beginning, it did get worse.

They all tossed their clothes, ID and everything not necessary for the plan, into their car, which was left running with the keys in it. While they were streaking through the restaurant, someone stole their car and their clothes. The three naked pranksters had to hide behind parked cars until police arrived to take them to jail.

About 67-69 more days until the Democratic Melt-Down, uh, Countdown, in Denver. Speaking of Denver? I need to get on the horn and give my Aunt a call, see if she can get me some of those new “scratch and sniff” lottery tickets.

Ah, the sweet smell of success.

Yeah, I can just hear you, sitting back in your comfortable chair and saying to yourself, “Okay, this twisted Okie has gone too far today, I am not buying into that one at all.” In case you are not one of the regular daily readers and do not believe, here is the link. Scratch off.

Now if the post office should happen to comes out with a stamp on the Anniversary of the Pap Smear or something like that, you can bet I am not licking that!  Where will all this end? Have the inmates taken over the asylum in this country or what?

Al Gore has introduced Obammer this week and officially threw his “support” into the ring, only took him a couple of years, where you been Al? Sorry Hillary, “No Girls Allowed” it is the good ol’ boy network from here on out. Now is the time to get out and get that Latino vote, after all, they have the keys to all the buildings in America now, don’t they.

I am now going back to working on my plan. My very own personal “Exit Strategy” like the boys on the hill are fond of saying.

Still time left before the November elections to move away from the coasts, Big Cities, Drought Zones, Fault lines, Volcanoes, Tornado Alley and Flood plains. Disconnect from the power grid, move to Belize and live in a tree house and eat bananas!

Today I am lined out to locate rucksacks at China Mart for the trip.

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