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February 10, 2015

ObamaCare Certified AARP Health Care Professional Drama

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My back is cold and I am lying here on the paper, looking up at the ceiling, and I know I have been in this room before.

How?  The tiles look very familiar, the Dr. walks in, “What is going on today Mr. Smith?”

I always like that, how they refer to me as “Mister Smith.”  A sign of respect, honor, dignity, something I am totally unaccustomed to, believe me.

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February 9, 2015

Just The Facts Mam’ … Shades of Dragnet.

Filed under: humor,Life — ldsrr91 @ 12:03 AM
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imgres-1Our oldest boy is a cop, yeah, no joke.  Which is often on the plus side of the scale from time to time. 

As he is a cop, you can ask him what I consider are legal questions. 

Such as:  “If you turn in a guy for beating up his kids, can you still ask him about borrowing some of his tools?” 

Stuff like that. (more…)

February 4, 2015

If I Were A Woman …

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Trace Adkins (Proud to be here)  

A  group of women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with their  husband.  The women were asked, “How many of you love your husband?  All the women raised their hands.  Then they were asked, “When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?”  Some women answered today, a few yesterday, and some couldn’t remember. (more…)

February 1, 2015

Boyfriends Gone Bad ….

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In February we will try and focus on the wife, the family, love and generally speaking … some good news.  Do our level best to provide a nice diversion from the norm for you and your friends.  Tell everyone you know …  

In January we put out 62 posts on Creative Endeavors and accomplished something I had previously never had done.  We posted each and every day in January, sometimes twice or more.  Believe me … That is not easy to do.

Todays Post … Boyfriends Gone Bad

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January 31, 2015

Lost Wages

Dropping off the hill in Henderson Nevada, I gaze upon Las Vegas down below in the valley, shimmering in the night heat, she twinkled like a jewel in the desert.  I think I read somewhere that Las Vegas is an Indian term for spring or spring water.  Next time I run into the gunner I will ask him? (A friend who lives out there in that part of the country.)  My throat is parched and dry, it has been a long haul from Oklahoma.  Some 18 hours or so, now but just another log in the firebox of time. (more…)

January 30, 2015

Kickin The Wrong Dog … Sell It Somewhere Else.

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Black people are not the ONLY RACE being jacked around in America.  Stop … Look around.  Start with Native American’s … Try life on a reservation with no running water.  American born citizens of Japanese ancestry lost all of their possessions and property during World War II and were forcibly relocated to concentration camps.  They were never repatriated for what was stolen from them.

Stop bitching and crying about slavery and the Civil War. (more…)

January 29, 2015

My Favorite Animal

Filed under: Blogging,humor,Life,Oklahoma,random — ldsrr91 @ 12:03 AM
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Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, “Fried chicken.” She said I wasn’t funny – but she couldn’t have been right, because everyone else laughed.

My parents told me to always tell the truth.

I did.

Fried chicken is my favorite animal. (more…)

January 28, 2015

Some Serious Thinking …

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field-of-flowers1Ah spring!

When a man’s thoughts turn to fancy and things upstairs, generally run amuck for a short period of time.  Was over at the beanery the other day, the waitress there, wears shorts in the summer.

I was asking her when are they coming out this year, I would like to book a table.

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January 27, 2015

Story Lines From Hell …

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  • Learning how to be humble
  • Like it or not you are related
  • We will all get the same size hole in the ground in the end. 
  • Super Market Tabloids/Bus Boards
  • Louis L’amour novels
  • Nicknames
  • There is someone downstairs/It is a woman thing
  • How incredibly hard it is to be nice.
  • If idiots could fly this place would be an airport.
  • Mousetraps and grandsons
  • Dee-mi Moore/See-mi Trucks
  • Laughing in bed/where is his leash?
  • Tom Cruise/Charlie Sheen
  • Inspirational showers/Rural water systems/great water pressure

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January 25, 2015

You Remember When …


DSC00382There is a well worn phrase or title for sure. This morning I had Valentine’s Day and my A-B-C’s on my mind.  I chose this subject matter.

The Valentine’s post can wait.

Here it comes, are you ready?

Warning: Contains nothing, absolutely nothing of literary value. As most of you already know.  My blog’s major thrust today shall be, complaining, guilt and regrets. I will try not to let good writing get in the way.

 You Remember When?”  (more…)

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