(Parody of You Don’t Bring Me Flowers by Barbara Streisand and Neil Diamond)
You don’t take a showerYou don’t put the seat downYou hardly cook for me anymoreWhen I come home from the barWhere I spend half the dayAnd I remember whenYour manners didn’t bug meYou used to aim when you’d peeNow after frank-n-beans late at night…Well, I can’t hold it inSo I just let if flyAnd it stinks like a meadowFull of steaming cow piesYou could say excuse meYou could turn the fan onYou don’t smell like flowers anymore
