Lacy things the wife is missin’
Didn’t ask for her permission
I’m wearing her clothes
Her silk pantyhose
Walkin’ ’round in women’s underwear
In the store there’s a teddy
With little straps like spaghetti
It holds me so tight
Like handcuffs at night
Walkin’ ’round in women’s underwear
In the office there’s a guy named Melvin
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown
He’ll say “Are you ready?” we’ll say “Whoa, man!
Let’s wait until the wife is out of town”
Later on if you wanna
We can dress like Madonna
Put on some eye shade
And join the parade
Walkin’ ’round in women’s underwear
Lacy things… a missin’
Didn’t ask… permission
Wearing her clothes…Silk pantyhose
Walkin’ ’round in women’s underwear
Walkin’ ’round in women’s underwear
Walkin’ ’round in women’s underwear
Thanks to KZOK 102.5 FM
Related Womans Underwear
Oh my. Well, I never was big on shopping either.
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Me go.
Me see.
Me buy.
Me leave.
End of trip
Comment by James W. — December 8, 2008 @ 10:37 AM
Oh Lord!
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I think it is a phase I am going thru … do you have any eyeliner?
Comment by Brother John — December 8, 2008 @ 7:35 PM
Ooookaaaayyyy… Good thing I was done with the morning coffee before reading this, because I would have either choked or fried the laptop.
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I just love the Christmas Season and the Musak and all, don’t you? I hope everything is swell on your end and that it didn’t upset you, maybe I should have run this instead: Men Shopping
Comment by M — December 9, 2008 @ 8:15 AM
I love it! But of course, I’m all for men’s equality!
And…
I LOVE TO SHOP!!!!!!
Comment by Psychedelikat — December 9, 2008 @ 5:02 PM
I loved this!!! Too funny!
Comment by THE OC' — December 15, 2008 @ 11:47 AM