(Parody of She’s a Lady by Tom Jones)
Well I met in a bar
And I took her to my car
And went to dinner
In the middle of a dance
I brushed up against her pants
And felt a wiener
Is she a lady
Oh no no she’s not a lady
Something about her’s not a lady
I think this lady is a guy
Well she didn’t say very much
She was not a bowser
Something I did not expect
So easy to arouse her
What she’s got is hard to find
It’s hidden in her trousers
My excitement’s mounting
And I wonder if I’m gay
Well she fills out woman’s clothes
Looks real fine in pantyhose
And that’s not easy
But she’s not my cup of tea
What’s inside my BVD’s
It makes me queasy
She’s no lady
Oh God, No
She’s no lady
That little lady
The lady’s a guy
My oh my
She’s no lady
Oh no no
She’s a tranny
Got something hidden in her panties
Oh yeah yeah yeah
She’s a manny
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