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September 30, 2008

September Wrap

Take it to the Car Wash.

Seattle Washington is considering the banning of washing cars on the driveway. They say that all the pollution and run off (chemicals, brake dust) is harmful to the Puget Sound environment. I find this kind of hard to believe (must be my day to be a skeptic huh?). Our last visit to Seattle we went to the aquarium there, Seattle has a world class aquarium and we spent the day down on the bay.

One of the exhibits there was a sewer intake/outtake exhibit for the Puget Sound Region.

They had these huge concrete pipes in the museum about ten feet in diameter and a map of all their locations in the Puget Sound where they were, discharging effluent (treated sewage water) into the bay. You press a button and it displays on a board mockup of Puget Sound the locations of these outlet pipes. Some “44 of them.” So I would say the Salmon and other residents of the bay have more to worry about than car washes.

Here is some more sewage news, when the poo-poo hits the whirly-dirly (When “it” hits the fan Y’all) in Alabama they don’t have the change to pay for it.

Birmingham, Alabama, Jefferson County Commission President Bettye Fine Collins said the county will probably default on part of its $3.2 billion sewer debt but not file for bankruptcy. A so-called standstill agreement with sewer system creditors expires Tuesday. Once that happens, creditors can demand payments the county says it can’t afford. I mean how embarrassing is that? You owe $3.2 billion on your sewer bill.

My favorite door stop that can talk is on TV this morning.

Bush is coming on television sometime this morning, and I suppose he is going to play the “scare card” again. You ever notice how he does that? If we don’t take Osamma Been Forgotten, the Free World will be at risk. If we don’t go into Iraq and get Saddam, we will be at risk from all his nuclear weapons that did not exist. And now it is banking and Wall Street.

Perhaps Bush is using his version of new math?  Once again he will dig deep into his grab bag of political tricks and use the scare card.  Check your local listings or better yet, just check out, as we pointed out before, these people have a massive credibility issue.

Others do not agree with bailing out Wall Street and say it isn’t so.

Much of the country’s political and economic leadership has been running around raising the prospect of the Great Depression and a breakdown in the banking system (I actually had taken the latter seriously). These stories are absolutely not true. There is no plausible scenario under which the no bailout scenario gives us a Great Depression. There is a more plausible scenario (but highly unlikely) that the bailout will give us a Great Depression. There is no way that the failure to do a bailout will lead to more than a very brief failure of the financial system. We will not lose our modern system of payments. At this point I cannot identify a single good reason to do the bailout. Click here.

What is wrong with this picture?

Boston – The Justice Department said Massachusetts must provide Spanish-language ballots and materials to Puerto Rican voters in Worcester to settle allegations the state violated the Voting Rights Act. Federal officials said the state’s failure to provide the translated materials to Worcester residents in 2001 resulted in Puerto Rican voters not being able to access the polls or cast an informed ballot. State Sen. Dianne Wilkerson decided to seek a recount after her 228-vote loss to challenger Sonia Chang-Diaz in last week’s Democratic primary. Wilkerson, of Boston, is gathering signatures for a recount in five wards.

Juan is having problems down by the border.

Phoenix – The families of some illegal immigrants passing through the state are getting ransom demands from criminals claiming to have kidnapped their loved ones as they were sneaking into the country. What isn’t immediately clear to these families is that they’re targets of “virtual kidnapping.” The extortion scam has escalated to an average of one case being reported each week.

Your friends in the Oil and Gas Industry are in the news

Charleston – Royalty payments are awaiting state residents who had oil or gas leases with Dominion Resources. The energy company will pay $40 million to $50 million to 25,000 owners to resolve a lawsuit that alleged Dominion cheated them out of royalties. The dispute centered on whether gas drillers could deduct production costs before calculating royalty payments.

One honest man in Pennsylvania

HarrisburgPennsylvania‘s highest court said a judge can’t refuse an 11% pay raise. The high court upheld a lower court ruling that said Superior Court Judge Joan Orie Melvin cannot legally reject the salary, which went from $145,658 to $162,100 in September 2006, when the high court reinstated a pay hike that had been repealed.

Another Looney law in a long, long list of curious oddities in America.

  • New, New Jersey, forbids the sale of ice after 6 P.M. without a prescription.
  • South Foster, Rhode Island, any dentist who extracts the wrong tooth mush have a similar tooth pulled by the village Blacksmith.
  • And map that does not prominently display the city of Lima, Ohio, is illegal to sell in Lima, Ohio.
  • In Portland, Maine, it is illegal to tickle a girl under the chine with a feather duster.
  • In Seattle, Washington, it is illegal to carry a concealed weapon that exceeds six feet in length.

And if you think that is ridiculous or bad you ought to live in Oklahoma where it is illegal to: Read a comic book while operating a motor vehicle. Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another’s hamburger. Whaling is illegal. It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots.

The really sad part of all this, it is real, and not made up. Who writes this stuff?

People like this.

I am outta here … See you in October.

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September Index

Filed under: Uncategorized — ldsrr91 @ 6:08 AM

The new September index is up and working.  The format has been changed, but it still works the same.  Each post has a short RSS Feed comment now, let us know if you like it.  It has a totally different look.  More>>>

Winners and Losers

Filed under: Uncategorized — ldsrr91 @ 5:58 AM

I like that subject, “Winners and Losers” there are so many avenues available to you on something like this with a heading like that. Sit back, sip on your morning coffee, and wade your way thru this, you will be glad you did.

Loser: Anyone with teenagers living in the house, especially in the groceries department. What is the definition of a teenager? God’s punishment for enjoying sex. I often crack up when I observe teenagers, I think about all these women walking around some 40 years from now, all tattooed and what not. Kind of amuses me.

Winner: Anytime you order food at McDonalds and the min-wage-earner behind the counter does not have any open sores or pimples on his face. When you avail yourself of the drive thru window and get home and discover that your order is there, in place, and it is correct. Anyone who can smile before ten in the morning.

Loser: All these people that believe they are born to be something else, and have to find a medical plan, that allows for major overhauls in Trinidad Colorado. I think a transvestites’ life would be a loser. Who wants to be a guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary? Anyone who contracts Genitofemoral neuropathy by wearing jeans that are just too dog-gone tight.

Winner: A smile and a hug from a little kid, or an invite to go outside and go for a walk. Buying a luke warm glass of lemonade from a curb-side stand on a hot day sold by children. Anyone who tickles a kid before bed and tells them a prayer. Sharing a milkshake with a four year old at the local malt shop.

Loser: The poor sap at work that is always being assigned the bottom of the rung assignment from the boss. The Dirty Harry of the Workplace. The Pope expects you to kiss his ring, and you know what the boss expects. My boss was a real loser, and to make matters worse, “he had the same last name that I had.” He was a real piece of work. His mind was like lightning, one brilliant flash, and then the entire thing was gone. He used to call me at home on my day off, and then wonder why it was that I hung up on him? Now that is sharp.

Winner: Opening a mailbox and finding a card or a letter addressed to you and it is not your birthday. Walking into the room, noticing your wife is watching the Food Channel, or the Shopping Channel, but she isn’t sitting close to the remote.

Loser: Football fans. Football watching is time consuming and awful addicting to some people in certain cases. The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you are in the bathroom. There can be three minutes left on the clock, you go to the bathroom, stop by the kitchen for a quick trip to raid the refrigerator, microwave something you found there for 2.5 minutes, come back into the room and there is still two minutes left on the clock!

Winner: Sharing a sleeping bag in a remote Canadian forest on a chilly night with a blonde who has a husky laugh in the dark. Ordering a Hamburger and the kid behind the counter doesn’t ask me if I want “cheese” on it. Hot French Fries, and a glass of Diet Coke that actually has some ice in it. A credit card statement that says you have a credit of eighty-eight cents.

Loser: Anyone living in any country that collects taxes, you are a loser. Why is it that business gets a write off on taxes but we on the other hand are only required to pay them? I have at least eleven different taxes on my telephone service for example, but at the end of the year, I am not allowed to claim even one.

Winner: If you can lie in a tub and soak in hot water and the telephone doesn’t ring, you are a winner. Hot water every morning to wash your face and hands, a soft bed and a day off.

Loser: Anytime your wife wakes you up from an afternoon nap, and hands you a trash sack on a cold, cold day, you are a loser. Which certainly must apply to me, I am the kind of guy, who after taking out the trash, walks around and gives the impression that I just cleaned the entire house! My next house, if I should ever decide to move, will not have a kitchen. Just a vending machine and maybe a trash can.

Winner: Finding a parking spot at the mall, close to the door BEFORE your wife points it out to you. Watching television at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure. Getting licked in the face by a puppy and having your grandchild tell you that he/she loves you.

Loser: Anyone who has made a trip to the grocery store in the past 60 days. The American Economy has given me new strength. Fifty years ago you needed a station wagon to hold $10 worth of groceries. 20 years ago, it took two people to carry ten dollars worth of groceries out to the car. And today, my five year old grandson can just about handle it all, in one pitiful little sack.

Winner: Moving your just washed car, and heading into the kitchen for a glass of sweet tea, before the neighbors sprinklers suddenly go off.

Loser: If you have to sit at the local tire shop waiting on a rotation with every known smoker in the state of Oklahoma. Anyone who takes his hand and cuffs a kid upside the head to reason with him is a loser. Speeding in a school zone or missing your kid in the class play, calling a child a dummy.

Winner: Walking outside on Friday and seeing the trash man has came, emptied your trash cans, and there isn’t any of it scattered on your front lawn.

Loser: Anyone with “Ossama” anywhere in his legal name. Any time you take your car into a dealership to get it worked on. You cringe when they call out your name and tell you to go to the cashier. There you are told “we have just checked your car and it only had one problem … we fixed it. Your bill is $1,125.00.”

Winner: Then you look at your wife and release a sigh of relief and say … “I was really worried they were going to rip us off. It was only $1,100 and some change. I was relieved when the mechanic told me it was just low on turn-signal fluid, and that was all it needed.”

And then at times, there are things that just naturally remind you of losers.

Like the time I turned on the television and the President of the United States was making a major address to the American People and he said ….. (Warning them of possible terrorist threats) “You know, if you find a person that you’ve never seen before getting in a crop-duster that doesn’t belong to you, report it.”

Now that was pretty smooth I have to admit.

See you later, don’t forget, “never squat down with your spurs on!” and we will see y’all later.

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Possibly related: Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Tom Cruise, Jesse Jackson, Jimmy Swaggart, Ross Perot, Joe Biden, Dick Cheney, Ralph Nader, Al Gore, Chandra Levy, Mariah Carey, or just about anyone that shows up for auditions on American Idol.

September 29, 2008

Head Cheerleader

Filed under: Oklahoma,politics,random,Recent,Uncategorized — ldsrr91 @ 5:00 AM
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Haven’t heard much from our head cheerleader here lately (Bush), he isn’t getting a lot of media play and even his own party isn’t courting him any longer. His approval rating is lower than Popsicle freezing temperature and he is sinking fast. He is just now starting to realize after eight years, “that if everyone around you has an attitude problem” you might be it.

I suppose if it gets too overwhelming and nothing else seems to help, he could try this

News book out on him, “Tragic Legacy” and I think that is being kind to him.  Americans will rue the day they ever installed this Cheney-Rove-Rumsfield-puppet.

In the late 1870’s the Princeton University football team (the Tigers) had a male pep squad that sat in the stands and supported them with chants of “Ray, ray, ray! Tiger, tiger, sis, sis, sis! Boom, boom, boom! Aaah! Princeton, Princeton, Princeton!”

But it wasn’t until 1884, when football was introduced at the University of Minnesota, that a student named Johnny Campbell became the world’s first cheerleader: He got up in front of a crowd and urged them to chant “Rah, rah, rah.”

As college football spread in the early 20th century, cheerleading spread too. The first female cheerleaders hit the sidelines in 1927 at Marquette University. Paper pom-poms were introduced in the 1930’s.

And then over the weekend, I read where a Wisconsin woman allegedly stole her daughter’s identity to become a high school cheerleader. Wendy Brown, 33, enrolled in Ashwaubenon High School with documents belonging to her daughter, who lived out of state.

Brown attended practice and parties with the cheerleading squad before the ruse was exposed. Police charged Brown with Identity theft and said that “she had no childhood and was trying to regain a part of life she missed.”

Monday morning, the bailout’s continue and a candy bar is soon to be $5 … more if you want nuts. Let’s all say a cheer for all those hardworking political types that finally had to get off their over-paid a** and actually did something …… Ready?

Watermelon, Watermelon, Cadillac Car, we aren’t as dumb as you think we is!

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Related: Hey Mr. Congressman

Salacious – Sad – Sunny

Welcome to the Creative Endeavors home page and gift shop … How may we serve you? Trusting that you had a marvelous weekend and things were pleasant and comfortable, it is now time to once again to face the new week.

What will this week bring?

Sarah Palins email got hacked and someone got into her computer, someone spent several hours trying to get into John McCain’s computer, but that is okay, it was John McCain. An Al Qaeda video that has surfaced has been called by the Bush administration, propaganda, Iran said it was noteworthy, and Hollywood as expected, gave it an Emmy for best video of the year.

N.O.W. (the National Organization For Women) has announced that they are endorsing Obamma for the presidential ticket, you know who Obamma is, the guy that doesn’t have a woman on his ticket. An Islamic cleric has legalized marriages between adult males and girls as young as nine years old. In related news, my cracker neighbor has just announced that he is converting to Islam.

In a recent poll, 57% verses 47% said that they would rather watch football with Obamma than with John McCain. However in another poll, 98% said that they would rather watch a football game with Sarah Palin, than with Joe Biden.

You remember Joe Biden don’t you. He is the guy who said that “FDR during the depression came on TV and got everyone up to speed on the crisis at hand, and that he was a take charge guy.”

Unfortunately, it was Herbert Hoover and sorry Joe, TV had not been invented at that time. Close but no cigar.  I know that you have to be a U.S. Citizen to be President of the United States, do you have to be a high-school graduate to be in Congress?  How can all these people “consistently get it wrong?”

When I heard that McCain’s running mate had named her children, Track, Willow, Bristol, Piper, and Trig I was kind of taken back. A lot of us like to believe that this is the country we grew up in, where people gave their kids names like Alameda, Savannah or Puff Daddy.  I miss Hillary.  Hillary after all was from Arkansas, a southern state, where things occur naturally.

Like the daughter coming in and sayin …  “Momma, Billy Ray stuck his Henry Johnson in my who-ha, and now my tummy is gettin’ big … If’n it’s a boy Momma, can we name him Skeeter?”

Over the weekend the Japanese announced a new fast speed camera lens. This thing is so fast, it can actually track Obamma changing his positions on Iraq, National Defense and gun ownership. China-Mart still has regular lenses on sale, these being much slower are perfect for capturing images of McCain driving down the interstate at 35 MPH in the Straight Talk Express in the FAST LANE with his left blinker on.

The Food Network has changed their site, and it is almost impossible to find the TV shows and the recipes for the wife, she is miffed and frankly, so am I. What is it that makes these geeks constantly go in and tinker with sites and change them around? Why cannot they just leave it alone, when it is working just fine, and is not irritating the old geezers out there such as myself.

BTW (by the way) thanks for the encouraging emails on my recent doctor visit in preparation for another year of life.

I wasn’t feeling all that well, so I checked in for a check up, and the doctor said, “I have some disturbing news for you Mr. Smith. According to the latest lab work, you don’t have much time left.” Of course I responded with “that is terrible!, how long do I have Doc?” He paused a little and then said “Ten” and again … I flipped out totally and asked him … “Weeks? Months? What is it?” and the doctor interrupted and said …. “Nine … Eight …”

Been slow this weekend, Cracker Boy is changing up his webpage, Author is writing a piece on the dash, but her being English and all, she is calling it the “Mind The Gap.” I think it has something to do with the dash on your tombstone, the interval of time between when you are born and you die, but I am not sure. Local Malcontent is strangely silent, but he is in “love” so that is understandable.

There is this horrible email floating around on the A.I.G. $85 million dollar buy-out that is as bogus as the day is long, don’t buy into it.  Some really bad math in this thing, about as bad as Palin and Bidens’ recollections on past history. The usual assortment of the “this guy is a dirty low down no good egg sucking dog and cannot be trusted” floating around too.

Or in other words … Thirty-seven more days.

Well, if you will excuse me, I am gonna go watch the Food Network, today they are going to have Gina and Pat cook up some of their daughters’ favorite foods. With BBQ Shrimp, Sloppy Joes, Rotel Dip and Piggie Butter Cookies, Shelby and Spencer are sure to enjoy their favorite dishes! Later on, Duff takes the staff on a field trip to a tattoo museum and the staff works on cakes including a duck hunt, frogs and lily pads and an EMT from Amarillo revives a run over armadillo.

So much for the Salacious, Sad and Sunny on Monday.

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September 27, 2008

Back Off (audio)

Leave Me Alone I am disgruntled

Leave Me Alone I am disgruntled

Went to the doctor on Friday, part of my yearly check up and planned maintenance schedule. You see life doesn’t begin after forty, maintenance begins after forty. Recently my sister said “that sixty was the new forty” and I love my sister, but she has that wrong, she isn’t even close … Sixty is the new Sixty and that is the name of that tune.

My doctor says my blood pressure is high, I am winning the lottery on my cholesterol and all in all, I should not be here, but I am. Another mystery of medical science.

He says that my weight is perfect if I was seven feet tall! He cannot do a thing about this fungus on my thumb and I should be encased in something that they make pickles out of.

So I am sitting there and I tell him (the doctor) that I am somewhat depressed with all this government crap, Obammer not willing to show his birth certificate to anyone, McSame not remembering where it is he lives, Sarah Palin and her views on loading your own ammo. So I ask him about some anti-depressants and what could he give me.

He said he could give me this stuff that would alleviate a lot of my anxiety, but that he would have to schedule checkup’s for at least 84 days to check on me. I suggested that perhaps he could pass on that, and instead, just listen to the Police Scanner.

But he said no dice.

So I am back to my own reality, not a good week for government, business, and doctor appointments. I suppose we are onto another four years of pretending that the Global Warming issue is NOT an issue and we are going to burn freight-train loads of “Clean Coal.” Which like the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, Big Foot and UFO’s, the Republican Flat Earth theory, all of which do not exist.

Bush did promise, exactly like McSame has promised, that he would impose mandatory emission controls not only on carbon dioxide but also on three other dangerous pollutants. Unfortunately in Bush’s case, that quickly took a back burner position in the government kitchen, and he went back to sitting in the oval office popping bubble wrap and playing video games.

With all this current rounds of check kiting schemes and far fetched financial programs going on, I have forgotten if we are going to drill the tundra or not? We are going to punch holes in this theory too. Welcome to the wonderful world of Washington Fuzzy Thinking.

What, you wonder, does drilling for oil in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge have to do with solving the energy problem in California? Absolutely, nothing. Less than one percent of California’s electricity comes from oil. So it pretty apparent that dog isn’t gonna hunt.

Wind power, Mr. T. Boone Pickens plan is currently being tossed about, take a look at that. He wants to be the Saudi Arabia of wind-power on the American plains. Take a gander at how much land it would take to accomplish this lofty goal, it boggles the mind.  To get the United States off foreign energy, we would need 41,767,850 turbines, which would over an area of 10,441,962.5 acres of land.  This is also 16,316 square miles or nearly the size of Vermont and New Hampshire combined.

The complete article can be found here ….

Perhaps after one solid week of “bad news” this is why this morning I find myself disgruntled. I always loved that word “disgruntled” my boss used it quite a lot. It has that “Metamucil” (laxative) sound to it. I am a bit disgruntled; I ate too much cheese last night on my pizza. You get disgruntled when you see that the amount of gas you used last year at this time was $54.54 and this year, the same amount of gas, is $110.47.

And then there is Joe Biden who this week is quoted as saying …. “It is your patriotic duty to pay higher taxes.”

That will make you disgruntled for sure.

Finding myself debilitated by a series of bad news announcements, I have sank into a truly pitiable senescence attitude, surrounded by newspapers I no longer can stand to read, and once again bitching about the moron’s in our government this morning.What the hey?  It beats mowing the lawn or finding yourself on the wrong-end of weed whacker.

Bad news just has that effect on me.  I just naturally find myself bent out of shape.  And after the week I have had … It is no small wonder I feel yucky.


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Parting Shot: “Cheer up.  Do you realize that in about 40 years, we’ll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos?  And Rap Music will be considered Golden Oldies!”

Too Much Stuff

Filed under: Oklahoma,random,Recent,Uncategorized — ldsrr91 @ 7:37 AM
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Another Day In Mt Trashmore America

Man, I woke up this morning in a cold sweat. I had two crazy dreams last night. The first one was that everyone who had an RSS Feed on this blog wrote in and had a comment, and I had to answer each and every one of them!

Man that is scary huh?

The other dream was more in line with my current lifestyle. I dreamed that I had a huge dumpster placed on my driveway and that I was busy chunking “stuff” into it and cleaning up some of the trash of man that I have collected over the years. That I was actually in control and was being allowed to throw something around here into the trash and, God Forbid, actually getting rid of it.

Like most Americans … We have far too much stuff.

We have over the years collected all of this garbage, some of it is nice, and some of it cheap and tacky, the absolute best that China Mart has to offer. When I came home from Viet Nam I had a sea bag and that was it, now it would take four Semi’s to move me, and that is a fact. Now all these years later, we are choking on it and I need to figure out a way to get rid of it.

You see, “I am the designated heaver and she is the stuffer.”  That is the pecking order here in Mt. Trashmore America.

One year, we had three, count ‘em, I said … Three … garage sales! I asked her, “Why are we hanging onto this. Baby clothes from her first born male child who is now 41 years old!” and her reply was …. “We might need it someday.”

Shoot me!

Take me out into a field like an old dog, put my head down

and pump one into my head.

Now I know that you are seriously doubting most or all of this, but I swear it is true. She went home to her mothers on a five week vacation and while she was away, I made three trips to the dump and we almost separated over that. One of the worst fights we ever had was because of something I said.

My uncle built this huge pole barn in Logan County.

This thing held three tractors, a combine, five ton wheat truck, motorhome, ski boat and all manner of tools. It was BIG and he said, “You ever see a pole barn this big Donnie?” and I said, “Nah, this aint all that big, my wife could fill something like this in less than three weeks!”

And I ate Tuna Fish sandwiches for a month.

Not long ago I watched a segment of Dr. Phil on compulsive hoarders and another similar show on Oprah that was basically covering the same problem. It was sad to see how people get so attached to their things, and that their things actually “ruled them” instead of the other way around. Sadly in America our things own us, and we are just the caretaker of items that will eventually be passed on to the next person.

So, that is what I dreamed about last night. Just between me and the fencepost, I liked the first dream the best. More than likely I could actually have done something about that.

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Parting shot: “God Bless America — A thirty-something woman is never slender enough, a credit limit is never fat enough.”


September 26, 2008

Washington Crap Shoot

Filed under: Oklahoma,politics,random,Recent,Uncategorized — ldsrr91 @ 11:23 AM
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It appears that the Congress has come to “an understanding” on this billion dollar legislation, it is save the bank and burn the houses.  Nice try but no cigar, and it is anyone’s guess what is going to happen from this point on.

This morning I have been reading postings by bloggers who are thoroughly convinced that the world as we know it will end by Monday. I just read a 700 word post on another site, and the author could not spell “McCain” (McCane?), good internet advice abounds this Friday morn from the net.

The politicians are up there sitting on the stump, proclaiming that they are going to give me what I want, and life goes on. There isn’t all that much to worry about, we all OWE WAY TOO MUCH MONEY for it to all come tumbling down. As long as I have a buck in my pocket, they are going to come around and try and separate me from it.

It is a rule of life.

Yesterday I was watching this fascinating documentary on Robots and the 21st century, and it concerned issues dealing with computers and functioning machines built by man. One of these projects was out of Japan; have you ever noticed that the most interesting machines and/or products come out of Japan?

The documentary dealt primarily with how man has made them super smart, and it could in fact, lead to the end of civilization by creating a totally new species on the planet. This new computer species could look at us as a pet or something like that. Or in the worst case scenario, might find us useless and remove us completely. I believe the word for this is biotechnology. I would ask Brother John about it, but unfortunately he has joined a cult or something and they are not allowing him email or telephone privileges.

We are on the verge of creating life out of what amounts to randomly spliced cells. Researchers have taken nerves from a leech and integrated them into a computer (for the I.R.S no doubt).  In years to come, doctors may cure excruciating diseases with the aid of strangers’ biological materials (DNA). Somewhere in this din of innovation, we will have to answer questions about genetic rights, parental responsibilities and the government’s role in deciding who qualifies as a person and who “owns” an organism.

Let me be clear: I don’t believe these developments presage a new age of tyranny in this country. But it’s obvious that some trends in technology and governance aren’t exactly congenial to acknowledging the uniqueness of every human life.

What is crucial here is that Democracy depends on a sturdy notion of dignity. It establishes a social absolute. It limits what the strong may do to the weak. At the same time, it beckons us to help others … to recognize their dignity by offering our time, muscle and even money from time to time.  Above all, Democracy should be honest and fair to everyone, not just a select privileged few.

So as for robots taking over and the world ending on Monday?

I kind of doubt it.

It could be possible, who knows? I truly believe we are living amongst a den of thieves, money hungry industrial whores, people of low or totally non-existent American values. What they cannot do seems to be literally unthinkable any more.  With each day this run amuck wrecking crew in Washington seems to propel us towards financial ruin and into the abyss.

It is my profound hope that somehow we will weed this problem out and accomplish this daunting task sometime soon. If we don’t, then I suppose the soothsayers are correct … We are toast.  Will the last American leaving, please turn out the lites.

Having hope, I eventually desire to see dignity and honesty thrive again in this country, this money problem can be solved, it can happen since Americans are more devoted to our sense of personal worth than to ideology. This entire thing is basically a moral and monetary problem. I also seriously doubt if any one candidate can pull this off, the problem seems to be too complex and far reaching.

All this leaves the unanswered key question: “Will we defend other people’s rights to the point of bankruptcy or take care of our business FIRST here at home?”

Not easy being an American these days … We are the robots and the U.S. Government is our master. 540 some odd folks, telling 330,000,000 people what to do. Sorta like Sodom and Gomorrah in the bible, “Show me one honest man, and I will save the city.”

And we all know how that one went down, don’t we?

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More on this so-called rescue plan here.

“The cartoon(s) was published by the Center for American Progress” (online)

Water Woes

All day I face, the barren waste, without the taste of water, cool, clear water. Old Dan and I, with throats burned dry, souls that cry for water, cool, clear water.” Did you know that “Dan” in that song was a donkey?

Yup, true.

The last time I ventured into these familiar waters (pardon the pun) I was called an “Eco Freak” by some knot-head that wanted to go round and round with me on the subject. Personally I prefer the term “Tree Hugger” it just seems to me, more personal and friendly.

The city is raising the rates on my water again. Not because I am using a lot of it, but because they are a city, and they KNOW that they can always milk the consumer for the life blood that he needs, and he will pay it.  You see, “You need water, and if you live in a city, you are going to pay for it.”

Some big challenges facing this country in the future, providing we make it thru this Wall Street debacle. One of them is going to be water. Fresh water is running out on a grand scale worldwide. The world is running out of potable water, which unfortunately, is a key ingredient to life as we know it. The last time I checked, the current numbers reflected less than 5% of the worlds water is now drinkable (potable) and that number is shrinking.

The latest data suggests we might be in big trouble, when it comes to water.

North America: The United States and Canada are the largest per capita consumers of freshwater, double that of our neighbors to the south in Mexico. Though supply has been abundant in the past, that may change. The High Plains Aquifer in the central United States that Mr. Pickens wants to deplete is expected to “decline dramatically.” Pollution, invasive species and under-priced water add to the stress of the region. In Canada, the demands put on water to harvest oil-sand petroleum is ruining the Frazier River Basin at an alarming rate.

South America: Due to fast population growth, the region’s major environmental problem of the next decade is expected to be a shortage of potable water.

Europe: Western Europe is pricing water at levels that allow for reinvestment and management of an adequate water supply. Easter Europe and the former Soviet Union, on the other hand, are still using more water per capita than Western Europe. In Eastern Europe, a business-as-usual scenario estimates water use will nearly double. Overall, water issues have more to do with quality and ecosystems than with quantity, which appears for the time being, sufficient.

But then again, Global Warming enters into the picture. A lot of people in Europe live below quickly melting glaciers, their primary water supply, when the glaciers have receded and are gone, then what?

Africa: More than half the population has no access to safe water, fewer today than in 1990. Almost half the population of the areas suffer from water-related diseases. In southern Africa, a business-as-usual scenario estimates water use will rise by half in just a few short years.

Asia: Nearly a third of the region has no access to safe water. Central Asia is already using 85% of available water, and South Asia nearly half that. Per capita availability of water has dropped by 70% in Central and Southern Asia since roughly 1950. In China the same applies, another business-as-usual scenario sees water consumption doubling in that country by 2025. Recently China has had to import huge quantities of rice, because acid rain has ruined the water in the surround country side and they are now growing crops in sterile soil.

Australia: Water usage increased by 25% in the mid ‘90’s, compared with the mid 80’s. At the same time, the water supply has been degraded, particularly in the Murray-Darling Basin in the southeast. A prolonged drought hasn’t helped matters at all.

You pick up any newspaper in this country and each day there is an item in there about the shortage of water or the possible contamination of an Aquifer that is used for public consumption. Water who most of believe is just plentiful and everywhere, is in fact, a precious resource (mostly non-renewable) and is being squandered.

Monroe Louisiana – Sixteen parishes in northern Louisiana depend on the Sparta Aquifer for drinking water, but one expert said the water is slowly deteriorating in quality because of drawdown. Ben McGee, a supervisory hydrologist with the U.S. Geological Survey, said the aquifer is tapped into at a rate of 70 million gallons a day by users from paper mills to residential homes.

Shapleigh MAINE – Voters in Shapleigh, in a setback for bottler Poland Spring, imposed a six-month moratorium on the testing or large-scale extraction of water. Residents voted 204-38 to adopt the moratorium, intended to give the town time to work on a regulatory ordinance.

Rockingham, North Carolina - Residents in three counties are concerned that pesticides used by peach farmers decades ago may be polluting well water. The Charlotte Observer reports that tests by health officials found 117 tainted wells in Montgomery, Richmond and Moore counties. For now, state officials are delivering drinking water weekly to affected homes.

Lubbock Texas – Billionaire T. Boone Pickens put plans on hold for a pipeline to send water from a Panhandle aquifer to cities downstate. A Pickens spokesman said the suspension of the Mesa Water pipeline has nothing to do with a Justice Department ruling in August that blocked changes to Texas law that helped create a water supply district. The district was dominated by employees of Pickens. He is all set to drain this aquifer (Ogallala) to supply Dallas with drinking water. He has however one big snag, “no one has asked him to provide them with water at this time.” Meanwhile, on the western fringe area’s of this water system they are starting to suck sand.

Slowly people are starting to realize that we have to do something to conserve this resource or we will perish. This week in Tucson Arizona, a dry and arid portion of the United States legislation was passed to conserve or re-use water. Homes built there after 2009 will be required to have wastewater systems that use drainage from sinks, showers and tubs to irrigate landscaping.

The ordinance adopted by the City Council requires new homes to have “gray-water” plumbing systems separate from piping that takes toilet waste to sewers. The new systems will cost about $500 per house.

It isn’t much, but at least it is a start.

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September 25, 2008

Gender Bender

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USA Today, the nations’ newspaper is running two articles about women in the home and how they are ruling the roost these days. Which is true to a point. Speaking from a strictly personal point, I am however, still The Master Of This House (I have my wife’s permission to say that) contrary to popular opinion … I still carry a lot of weight here at Frustration Central.

Elsewhere, the statistics are much different … read on.

Women across the nation according to these articles in today’s edition are the boss. Around the house, women rule. And men aren’t putting up a fight about it, according to a study from the Pew Research Center that examines how gender and power play out at home and in the community.

Of 1,260 individuals surveyed this summer — either married or living together — women wield more decision-making power at home. In 43% of couples, women made more decisions — almost twice as many as men — in the four areas Pew surveyed: planning weekend activities, household finances, major home purchases and TV watching. The survey also found 43% of men don’t have the final say in any of those decisions; they either share decision-making or defer to their partners.

“I was quite surprised by the percentage of men who made none of the decisions in any of the areas. A significant percentage of the men were just bystanders.” Older couples are more likely than younger couples to make decisions together, the study found. More than a third of those 65 or older said they share decision-making in at least three of the four areas; in couples under 30, 42% said they don’t share any of those decisions. Just 8% of couples overall said they make decisions together in all four areas.

“We’d all like to believe we’re moving toward gender equality — not just in the workplace but in the home. There’s evidence that men are doing more around the house these days, but when it comes to absolute equality in decision-making, it’s the exception, not the rule, in the typical American couple.”

So during a lull in the festivities today, we threw together a few additions that we personally thought might also be appropriate.

How to Make a Woman Happy It’s not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1. A friend. 2. A companion 3. A lover 4. A brother 5. A father 6. A master 7. A chef 8. An electrician 9. A carpenter 10. A plumber 11. A mechanic 12. A decorator 13. A stylist 14. A sexologist 15. A gynecologist 16. A psychologist 17. A pest exterminator 18. A psychiatrist 19. A healer 20. A good listener 21. An organizer 22. A good father 23. Very clean 24. sympathetic 25. Athletic 26. Warm 27. Attentive 28. Gallant 29. Intelligent 30. Funny 31. Creative 32. Tender 33. Strong 34. Understanding 35. Tolerant 36. Prudent 37. Ambitious 38. Capable 39. Courageous 40. Determined 41. True 42. Dependable 43. Passionate 44. Compassionate.

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 45. Give her compliments regularly 46. Love shopping 47. Be honest 48. Be very rich 49. Not stress her out 50. Not look at other girls and/or women.

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself  53. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes.

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: 54. Never to forget: 55. Birthdays 56. Anniversaries 57. Arrangements she makes.

NOW HERE IS THE OTHER SIDE OF THE COIN … HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:

1. Show up naked  2. Bring food

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