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HILLARY CLINTON NAMES HER RUNNING MATE …. IT’S BIG FOOT!

No, that cannot be right. Okay I am checking out this Bigfoot picture of the week or the day, and I am thinking perhaps one of the world’s mysteries has been solved? Have we really found the legendary Bigfoot?

There are just too many stories in the news about Bigfoot for him not to exist. Sooner or later, one of them would have to die, especially if they lived in Georgia. Have you ever been to Georgia in the summertime?

I rest my case.

It’s been a long time coming. I believe it is about time we saw some concrete evidence like this. I expect to hear a few apologies from my inner circle of “reasonably sane” friends for making a fool of me all of these years. Snickering and giggling at me, and at the same time, hogging all the quality time with the bong.

Or it could be that possibly a couple more Budweiser swilling loons who want to be in the news made this entire thing up. They did say that they were “Bigfoot hunters” and claimed that other Bigfoot specie’s stalked them while they were removing the body from the woods.

With DNA testing advanced to the point that it is, I kind of think that would be foolhardy at best if it is a hoax.

Perhaps they have really found the corpse of Sequatchie, the Sonics Mascot, who simply had a massive coronary while reacting to the thought of having to come to Oklahoma? Never did mention if it was a male Big footer or a female Big footer …. I am sure the National Enquirer or the London Post will be running something on it soon. I am curious, do the women Bigfoot outlive the men Bigfoot, like it is here in America. (Now don’t send me any letters, I am not implying that American women have big feet here).  Could it be this legendary creature of the forests of America and Canada has been discovered?

I mean after John Edwards, anything is possible… right?

Now it is time for me to insert my bigfoot in my mouth, as I am prone to do, and wade into dangerous waters.  I just love living on the edge.  Danger is my middle name … Yeah sure.

Did you know that a “sex life” is important? 77% of mothers responding to a recent online survey said it was. But while 56% say they want to have more sex, 54% say they’re the ones who reject it. Did you catch that? 56+54=110% …. Hmmmmm?

Of 2,528 respondents to a Momlogic.com “sexless Marriages” survey, 36% are romantic one to three times a week, almost half of the girls report that the hubby is the one who initiates the amorous adventures. 38% say both equally initiate it, about a quarter say they would rather take a bubble bath or read a book.

But nearly half (49%) say that if they have sex, it is “because they want it.” The other 51% I suppose would rather go to a dentist and have an impacted wisdom tooth removed without Novocain or something like that.

Why isn’t there a survey for men?

I always see all of these surveys for women, but seldom see one for the guys. Why is up with that? Here is a question, “When you play prisoner of war, do you remember who it is that gets tied up?” ….. Yeah, that would be a cool question for sure … “When you are ready to re-charge your bedroom antics, do you still remember where to hook up the cables?”

Now here is the proverbial other side of the coin … Love is in the air … Or how a Washington man found out how to say “Yes Dear” … Fast!

POULSBO, Wash. (AP) — A Poulsbo woman was jailed after being accused of beating up her fiancé at their prenuptial party. Kitsap County sheriff’s deputies said the woman’s 12-year-old son told her he saw her fiancé kissing one of her women friends early Thursday morning.

Deputies said the woman, 31, gave her friends the boot, told her fiancé to leave, too, and then started hitting him in the face. When he left the house, they say, she tackled him football-style, punched him some more, threw his watch into the bushes and broke his glasses.

Responding to a 911 call from her son, deputies arrested the woman for investigation of fourth-degree assault. Sheriff’s Lt. Kathy Collings said the woman was released from jail later Thursday. There’s no word on whether the marriage took place.

And everyone wonders why it is that women outlive men and we die off early?

Well, I will just tell you, right now, we will set the record straight on this one … “I am the King of my Castle, this old dog wags his tail just as hard downtown as he does at home.” And I have my wife’s permission to say that.

Like I said … I Got Nuthin’ … And if “the little woman” reads this, my prospects for the future aren’t looking too rosy either.

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