I Hear McCain A Comin’
(Parody of Folsom Prison Blues by Johnny Cash)
I hear McCain a comin’ — He’s comin’ from the rear — He’s got ideas on tax reform — And he can spot a deer — He’s the man from Arizona — Land of the desert sun
His potent seed produced a baby — When he was fifty-one — McCain has served his country — He fought hard in the war — And his wife is such a hottie — That he’ll never turn to Ho’s.
George Bush called him a speed bump — Said he would bounce right back — Oh but that just ain’t gonna’ happen — Bush must be smokin’ crack
Now when I pick a president — I want a man who’s strong — Not some bleedin’ hearted pansy — Who’s been suckin’ on a bong — McCain’s got a temper — Check out that smolderin’ rage — Cuz he spent those 5 years stewin inside a tiger cage — Vietnam that is — Silver Star — Man could snap at any minute —I love that.
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