Summer Time In America
Headed into the Dawg Days of Summer. You want to sit on the porch in the cool of the morning, then you had best get up early. Oklahoma is known for its heat, and the unfortunate thing is, it heats up here and it doesn’t always cool down. Even at night, in the middle of the night, it is still hot in Oklahoma.
Good time to go to the beach if you can get away. You can talk about your sunsets in the evening time. The sight of a new born puppy or a kitty, the wonders of a baby. But all of it pales in the company of young women in Bikini’s.
There is just something about the sight of a woman in a skimpy outfit that discombobulates men to the point that their judgment is impaired. Which of course leads them to do stupid things, when it comes to money, alcohol, and other short-term rewards.
English Girls on Holiday
Belgian researchers let a group of men fondle womens bras and shirts and look at photo’s of women in bikini’s. As their sexual arousal climbed, the men became more likely to seek immediate satisfaction through any means available to them.
Wonder how it is a guy gets himself chosen for one of these survey’s anyway? I asked Cup Cake (my wife) about it and she seemed especially interested in the fondling of the womens articles of apparel and all. She even allowed me the pleasure of some discovery, and I got to do all of the household laundry last Saturday.
So much for science and survey’s.
It turns out that there is a region in the brain, that is stimulated by the sight of women skimply dressed and this region registers rewards for pleasurable activities such as sex, eating, drinking and winning money. I suppose the very same thing happens with a woman, but it is pictures of money, jewerly and or cash.
So when men are stimulated but not rewarded with any of the above, they will crave an alternative reward.
This might be the reason that every time you turn around you see some kind of “sexy advertisement” on the local bookrack or when you glance at a commercial on television, you will find a seriously good looking woman and often she is wearing a bikini.
This could be the reason men are influenced into what stock they invest in or what candy bar they happen to buy. I bought a vac. cleaner from a gal at Sear’s one time, mainly because she was foxy and good looking. And at the time, I really didn’t need a vacuum cleaner. So it kind of makes sense to me.
Lot of mysteries in this old world, y’know it?
Tomorrow we will talk about being sixty plus in America, and dead-zones.
Don’t miss it.
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Well i think if obama lets all the banks fail aig etc,it would cause chaos all over america run on all financial institutes and bring us down faster than the last people that just left,he has not been in office two months,and you are looking for recovery .Get real:
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What does Obama have to do with men being pigs and girls in bikini’s and you tell us to get real? The article has NOTHING to do with politics or Obama, this is at best, just lame.
Comment by frederick satchell — March 3, 2009 @ 9:03 PM
I am a man. There is no doubt I am turned on by a woman in a skimpy outfit although what turns on a man is dress that is suggestive and not necessarily revealing although for most women modesty is a lost art. Sex is used to sell everything. The most erotic commercials are the most suggestive and pander to the vivid imagination.
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Ah, what can I say? I mean …… really.
Comment by Siggy — April 4, 2009 @ 3:45 AM
The longer I gaze at these bikini clad girls the more my swinelike tail uncurls.
Thank You, Mr. Okie
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Hahahahaha. Yes you are right, we, men in general, we are pigs! I am the same way, not that it is going to do me any good, but I do …. do it.
Comment by Nick Pierce — May 18, 2009 @ 7:32 PM
I should have taken up photography LOL
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That will get you into trouble too, especially when the wife inquires, “where are the shots of the grandbabies” and you have none.
Comment by Will Decker — May 21, 2009 @ 8:49 PM
I like those ‘Dawg Days’ of Summer when I can get to the coast. Although, it was better back in the nineties when I was younger and being hit on! There is nothing better than memories of beautiful women in their 20′s hitting on you for being you.
Comment by Rob Tirman — May 6, 2010 @ 2:32 PM
i must be honest, i may stop thinking responsibly (for a moment or two) if i was looking at 4 beautiful boys doing that same walk. Haha.
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With the exception of one other post, this has been the most popular post on this website, incredible amount of hits. 22,000 hits since 2008 about 35-80 per day on an average basis, and I don’t know why. Just a simple little post really.
I found your comment to be unique to say the least, but then again, “beauty is in the eye of the beholder.” Thanks for checking in, you came a long ways eh? Come back soon.
DS
Comment by mynakedbokkie — November 15, 2010 @ 9:07 AM
I watched the travel channels “sexist” beaches in the world today. And there were more cute little young butts photgraphed than the beaches themselves. Miami was voted no. 2, and I’m sure that’s why Dave Barry swears Miami is the best place in the world. Every man that watched that program went out and bought a ticket to Cancun.
What—as a woman surprised the heck out of me, is that I used to think that only ordinary men were “pigs” as you say..I thought genius such as Tom Edison,and Einstein, since they were so smart would want a “smart” woman…sounded logical to me when I was young…right? NOPE. You’e theory is true. In fact, smart men will go for the stripper over the smart woman most every time. Tom used to DREAM of the perfect gal, and Einstein, well we are just learning about his fun aren’t we?
Stupid me, I thought thinking took up most of thier time, and sex was just a sidebar to them. I was…mistaken. Your brains are wired to the visual. Our brains are wired to …nest. God we’re hopeless. To this day I cannot have a sexual dream for the life of me. A romantic kiss? Sure. fun with Jensen Ackles in Cancun? I simply can’t do it. I don’t care if he sent me his underwear with my name on it. Anyway, there’s a blog here somewhere….
Therefore, a woman, if she has money, should stick to the “ordinary” common guy, usless she marries for money because a smart man is so much better at hidng his mind. (okay, that’s sounded silly)
And so now write about what men REALLY think of women. I have a suspicion if “Only their wives knew….”
It’s the oldest club, and I’m frankly, woman are missing out because they just can’t “Imagine.” The body inside the thong. I’m SO happy I don’t have that to worry about when I shop! Good to know, and thanks!
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Now that is a comment and how true might it be … from a woman’s perspective, I would assume, right on the money. I enjoy your site, you write well. B’sides, anyone who is a follower or admirer of Dave Barry, is just alright in my book (most people do not know who he even is sister).
So glad you stopped by today, it helped me to get thru it with complete utter abandon. This post continues to gather more and more people, I just cannot figure it out.
DS
Comment by joyannaadams — November 10, 2011 @ 4:40 PM
The top four aren’t human beings. Don’t let them fool you.
Comment by Bill — January 22, 2012 @ 3:58 PM
If I looked like that in a bikini I don’t think I’d CARE about the whole man-pig thing. Thanks to your post though, I have two girls who will NEVER be allowed to wear bikinis. I’ll let them send their “I hate Mom” mail to you. =p
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Viewing your Avatar or Gravatar (?) it is hard for me to imagine you not looking good in anything. For some reason Stacie, that post (out of all of ‘em) stands out and gets high numbers in traffic.
Really aint that much there.
Most women are conscious of their appearance in a bikini, I will grant you that. Same for Speedo’s and men, which I assume is an acquired taste. I am into big boxers, something akin to a wagon sheet or that large thing they pull over the infield when it rains at Baseball games.
But you do what you feel is correct with the little girls, that is your duty. I copped a sub to your blog, some good stuff there for sure.
Thanks for stoppin’ by … Come on back and comment any time.
DS
Comment by Stacie Chadwick — February 5, 2012 @ 9:28 AM