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July 1, 2008

Too Much Stuff

Filed under: Recent,Uncategorized — ldsrr91 @ 5:08 am
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Sellin’ All My Junk on Ebay
(Parody of Sittin’ on the Dock of the Bay by Otis Redding)

Clickin’ in the mornin’ sun

I’ll be checkin’ when the evenin’ comes

Watchin’ the bids roll in

‘Till the auction finally comes to an end

I’m sellin’ all my junk on Ebay

Watchin’ old tires roll away

I’m movin’ lots of crap on Ebay

It’s listin’ time

Looks like some fool’s gonna pay

For plastic toys McDonalds just gave away

I can’t believe there’s ten bids on Spiderman Underoos

Well I guess they don’t mind the stain

A video of Barnaby Jones

And this broken pair of Sony headphones

There’s two thousand pounds of foam

And a small electric nose hair comb

Sellin’ all my junk on Ebay

If they don’t buy it I’ll throw it away

A useless cuckoo clock on Ebay

It’s sucker time

Thanks to KZOK 102.5 FM Seattle, Washington

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