Sellin’ All My Junk on Ebay
(Parody of Sittin’ on the Dock of the Bay by Otis Redding)
Clickin’ in the mornin’ sun
I’ll be checkin’ when the evenin’ comes
Watchin’ the bids roll in
‘Till the auction finally comes to an end
I’m sellin’ all my junk on Ebay
Watchin’ old tires roll away
I’m movin’ lots of crap on Ebay
It’s listin’ time
Looks like some fool’s gonna pay
For plastic toys McDonalds just gave away
I can’t believe there’s ten bids on Spiderman Underoos
Well I guess they don’t mind the stain
A video of Barnaby Jones
And this broken pair of Sony headphones
There’s two thousand pounds of foam
And a small electric nose hair comb
Sellin’ all my junk on Ebay
If they don’t buy it I’ll throw it away
A useless cuckoo clock on Ebay
It’s sucker time
Thanks to KZOK 102.5 FM Seattle, Washington
