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May 31, 2008

Cashin In …

Filed under: Oklahoma,Recent — ldsrr91 @ 5:00 pm
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Dumb, really dumb.  The city of Brighton, Mich. Is threatening legal action against a local doctor over an unpaid tax bill of $0.51.  Dr. Phil Kaanji says he probable left the cents off a tax check he sent to the city, but says it’s absurd that he’s now being bombarded with registered mail warnings that say “FINAL NOTICE.” 

Each one that is sent, is costing the city $5.21 in order to notify him.  City finance directors said the city has no choice but to pursue any unpaid tax.  “No matter how small.” He said, “we can’t ignore it or waive it.”  Last time I heard something that was about this stupid was when a city sent a notice to a tree. 

When I paid off my credit cards a few years ago, I overpaid each and everyone by like .50 cents or something like that.  You would be surprised how many statements that they will send you (at .42 cents each) telling you of your overpayment and how it will be applied to your next statement.  I have to admit, I got a perverse charge out of that, for some 8-10 months afterwards.

Do you know how to tell if you are over your limit on the card?  When you are standing at Lowe’s and they swipe your card to pay for the items ….. If the lites in the building suddenly dim a little bit … You are over your limit.  Remember that.

An Oklahoma home builder has switched to smaller homes, after years of building 6,000 sq. ft. homes he has recently started building smaller 1800 sq ft homes.  As American’s continue to cut back on many things, housing is one of them.  Lowe’s and Home Depot posting big losses this year.  Motorhome sales in the U.S. are predicted to shrink some 305,000 units this year because of the higher cost of fuel.  A dealer in Denver that I know says that the market has “gone soft” a more appropriate description might be gushy or flat out vanished.

I am reminded of Ross Perot ….. “Listen for that gigantic sucking sound as the jobs go to Mexico.”  …. Whoosh!

If you have some spare space around your place, you might call one of the major airlines, I hear they are looking for tarmac parking space for a lot of airplanes as no one is traveling this year.  Spring is over and now we rush headlong into summer, some say the banking crisis is over, having been frozen solid for months, it is now going to magically thaw out. 

You remember the bank don’t cha?  This is the place that has ten windows and two tellers, that is the bank.  A modern day phenomenon that only a banker would be capable of understanding.

(Yeah I know, don’t get me started)

If you are in a meat market in Los Angeles and you poke the turkey to see how tender it is, you are breaking the law.  If you meet another guy on the beach and decide to get married, it is perfectly legal ….. go figure.  Been a wild and whacky month here in the Great Middle Class Nation

Shaped and molded into a modern day “Globalization Empire” that was honed with instruments such as outsourcing, off-shoring, firing at will.  The Republican and/or Democratic elegy for our vanishing American way of life.

The land of equality or a bankers Utopia, you make the call. 

End of the month, mark another “X” on the calendar, one more tired dead soldier put down to rest.  The government is giving me my money back this week, (borrowed from China I suppose) hey, I am on a roll.

I got it made in the shade.

000

Related:  Notice to a tree.

Gold and Guns

Filed under: Oklahoma,Recent — ldsrr91 @ 6:15 am
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Coffee is good this morning, it brings with it, the new day. 

Another day in Paradise. 

Car lots, surprisingly are full.  Everyone is out and about, exercising their rights in a free economy and exhibiting all the signs of membership in the herd mentality. 

Stop by today!  Let one of our finance specialists show you how you can sit yourself in a brand new hoopie of your choice, the money you save on fuel, will make your carpayment ……. Yeah sure, if you are commuting to say …… Pakistan every day.

What a concept.  I will buy a new car and therefore, cope with rising costs associated with oil.  Wrong.  Hopelessly frustrated, we appear to be like those little furry animals over in Europe that rush headlong to the edge of the cliff I saw on the Disney Channel or some other show.  They all gather together in a large group, and then rush over into the abyss, ultimately to their imminent death. 

Our new shell shock reality in the Heart-land.  Lemmings, that is it, we are turning into a herd of lemmings. Which isn’t all that really bad for me in Land-Locked Oklahoma, we just don’t have a whole lot cliffs in my neighborhood.  I should be safe for at least a little while more.

So I take solace in the fact that oil or an oil based economy is in actuality a curse. Sitting back in my chair, sippin’ my coffee, I take pleasure in knowing what is coming for all these newly enriched oil potentates and billionaires. 

I close my eyes, and I can see all of them, towels wrapped around their well tanned heads, sitting underneath a sick camel.  In the background Big Oil Executives tied to the stakes baking in the hot desert sand …… Yeah, that is sweet, I can really get into that … but of course, I am a sick puppy every now and then. 

Oil producing nations, drunk on new wealth, with an influx of billions of dollars will quickly become dependent on it for survival (if not already).  Their economies will rise and fall with the tide of oil profits.  They will become like us in a sense, dependent on imports to sustain their new reality.  They too will develop deep rooted resentments as disparities in income overtake their societies.

And of course, with wealth, comes problems. 

These countries on the upswing will have to deal with the fair share of tyrants, murderers, terrorists in their ranks.  The Mullahs, Hugo Chavez’s, Vladimir Putins of the world will now become less accountable for their actions. Oil and the riches it will bring, will give all of them, the good, the bad and the ugly … their day in the sun.

In the end it will be … Gold and guns … the new currency of the 21st Century.

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