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May 23, 2015

Lest We Forget …

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May 15, 2015

Sweet Dreams …

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Wow … Half of the month is gone and I flat did not notice, how about you?

You ever lie in your bed, that special early time in the morning, where you are not exactly asleep, but you still have your eyes closed?  I have just had another nice dream, one of those sweet dreams, where you just don’t want to open your eyes, and lose the image in your brain that has brought you release from the trials of life.

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May 14, 2015

It’s A Dogs Life … But Someone Has To Do It.

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Why is it that people actually refer to their pets as “family members.”  I hear it all the time, “the dog’s daddy or the dog’s mama” all the while referring to people as the paternal kinship of an animal.

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May 12, 2015

Bridging The Gap

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biker-chicks

On May 6th, a group of Pekin, Illinois, bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge, so they stopped.

George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, got off his Harley, walked through a group of gawkers, past the state trooper, and said, “What are you doing?” She replied, “I’m going to commit suicide.

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May 10, 2015

Musak Munday … K.T. Oslin – Come Next Monday

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Musak Munday … KT Oslin … How To Be Happy in Under 425 words.

Let’s face facts folks, “I am just too good looking for my height.”  There I said it … I feel much, much better.  That rumor has been floating around for quite sometime, and the fact is, “it is true.” 

The reason I know it is true, I am the one who is spreading it. 

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May 9, 2015

Weather Guessers Game

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ldsrr91:

One more day and it should be over, or at least, a brief respite from some of this is possible. Let us hope so.

Originally posted on Creative Endeavors, The Home of BoxcarOkie.com:

We had thunder-garbage and twisters yesterday, and we are scheduled for more today.  This time of the year, all of the local weatherman kind of get that glassy-eye look, sort of like a deer in the headlights, and they often go off the deep-end of the pool.  Yesterday was such the case, everything from baseball size hail, to teacup size was described.

The apocalyptic end of the world for me and the Misses was supposed to have arrived at 10:18 P.M. and it did not actually show up until well after three in the morning.  Several areas of our state did have tornadoes touch down and there was some damage, last I heard it did not cause any deaths, and that is always good news.  It did however drop 2.5 inches of rain on us, and the pond filled up overnight, went from 16” to  43” in the blink of…

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May 7, 2015

Pass Me That Twinkie ….

Filed under: Life — ldsrr91 @ 8:27 AM
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TwinkiesA recent study in Sweden has confirmed this.  Researchers took samples of fat cells from volunteers over the course of several years; they discovered that no matter how much the subjects’ weights changed, their number of fat cells remained the same.

So your fat cells grow and shrink in your body, but they remain the same.  You are actually “friends with your fat.”

Isn’t that repulsive.

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May 6, 2015

Wednesday Soggy Day Blues …

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Old guySome men dream of crossing oceans

Some men dream one day to fly

Spend their whole lives out there floating

On the water and the skies.

Some men dream of building fortunes

Some men dream of having fame

Nothing else is more important

Than making money and a name.

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May 5, 2015

Tuesday’s Lift … Living On Free Gas

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Big Brother

Every day in this world of ours, there is pain and suffering, there are enough natural occurring disasters.  Why the news media in this country wants to feed us a steady diet of biased, hate filled news, is beyond me.   (more…)

May 4, 2015

Golden State …

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Unregulated joy and fantasy this Monday morning.  A new political endomorphic high for the rich has been proclaimed.

I got my refund on Saturday!

This phenomenon leads to a recently discovered social inter-reaction it is called Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

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